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[bambicakes]

❝No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn’t experience it all. There’s that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should’ve been paying attention.❞

Comments

[curates]

Sure you are. Keep telling yourself that.

Why are you friends with these people? What kinds of names are those anyway?

...Why are there cheese and grease stains all over this first addition leather bound lost works of Aristotle are you trying to give me a stroke you bastard you did this on purpose -

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[carbonite]

This coming from the guy whose Dad really, really likes the Hoosier state. Whatever the hell that is.

Calm down, it's just a book.

[curates]

Real mature. You know perfectly well what that demonym is and why it's important.


It's never just a book.

[carbonite]

I can't believe you get paid for this.

[curates]

Jealous much?

I'm telling you, honest work is worth it.

[carbonite]

It isn't going to happen, you know that right?

Besides, it's fun pretending to be you and ruining all your professional relationships.

[curates]

SPEAKING OF, YOU OWE ME $500 DOLLARS FOR THAT ANTIC YOU PULLED AT THE EXHIBITION OPENING LAST NIGHT.

[carbonite]

Which one?

[curates]

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

[carbonite]

Hey, I did that for you, not me. You could at least thank me. Now you don't have to worry about getting your work into the Met. When you broke into the Met. And put your work there.

Or are we talking about the other, other thing.

[curates]

We are talking about each and every one of the things you have done in the past 72 hours. Most of which are unsightly and utterly unprofessional.

[carbonite]

Unprofessional? Unprofessional? I'll have you know that you're telling this to the wrong guy. You realize that I steal from people for a living, right? I don't think we have standards for professionalism.

1/2

[curates]

Did I hit a nerve?

2/2

[curates]

Honor among thieves, Han. Ever heard of it?

[carbonite]

I 'aint stupid.

[curates]

*am not

What is that apostrophe even doing.

[carbonite]

You're embarrassing, you know that right?