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[bambicakes]

❝No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn’t experience it all. There’s that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should’ve been paying attention.❞

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ELLIE SHAW

[sacricolist]

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So

What are your feelings on Italian.

[sacricolist]

Depends.

If I have to make it? Fury.




If I have to eat it? Delight.

[stomped]

Great.

We can completely avoid the whole fury part of that.

[sacricolist]

I thought you said I was cute when I got angry.

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Not when you're angry at me.

[sacricolist]

That was just once.






How many times do I have to apologize for trying to club you in the face with that fondue pot?

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Well, I mean. I had that coming. That was my fault for hiding the nutella.

I know now never to get in between you and your various sandwich spreads.

[sacricolist]

I warned you. I wasn't kidding.

There is really no scenario where that would have worked out well for you.





It's okay. I ate all of your honeybaked ham in retaliation.

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And you let me believe that I ate it in my sleep.

I can't believe I fell for that. Never again.

[sacricolist]

In my defense, you've done it before with a 4 pound tub of peach yogurt.

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I told you. We aren't talking about that again.

[sacricolist]

I have video evidence, you know.

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WHY

[sacricolist]

WHY NOT

Attached Image File: marching cat.gif

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What the hell is that?

[sacricolist]

A bipedal cat that's wiggling its legs.

You don't think it's cute? Biologically suspect, I know.

[stomped]

Pretty damn suspect.

But cute.

It's you.

[sacricolist]

Oh by the way we're having yams tonight.

[stomped]

That's a joke, right?