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[bambicakes]

❝No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn’t experience it all. There’s that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should’ve been paying attention.❞

Comments

[handshook]

i was getting all up in its cinnamony goodness.

don't judge me.

[fortes]

yeah sure

you had pieces of raisin stuck to your eyebrow, kid

i warned you not to stay up reading those comic books

[handshook]

captain america was worth it.

[fortes]

worth making a fool outta yourself in the mess hall?





raleigh you tried to eat a hashbrown and it went up your nose.

[handshook]

i did not make a fool out of myself.

making a fool out of yourself requires the ability to have shame.

i have no shame.

none.

hashbrowns up the nose? maybe i was starting a new trend.





you'll never know.

[fortes]

don't i know it.

you're in luck then.




cause i took a picture.

[handshook]

it's ok i got that video of you in the showers belting out aerosmith into your toothbrush.

a+ performance.

[fortes]

RUDE.

[fortes]

maybe i deserved that.





after switching out your shampoo with salad dressing that one time.


alright fine. truce.

[handshook]

my hair smelled like thousand island dressing for a week you jackass.

(1/2)

[fortes]

and then you tried to use it as a pick-up line.





yeah, you thought i forgot didn't you?


"let me buy you a drink. bet you don't meet a lot of guys who smell like *paradise* the way i do."

(2/2)

[fortes]

I just don't get how you didn't notice.

there's like chunky bits inside of it, man. what kind of shampoo has chunky bits.

[handshook]

truce i guess.

sort of.





you've got 352,021 hits as of last tuesday.

just saying.

[fortes]

guess i'm a rockstar now.

jealous?